- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Yellow People !!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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