- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Caramel Boing.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Please ignore this statement.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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