- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Please ignore this statement.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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