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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

roses are red violets should be purple

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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