What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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