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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

I enjoy Popcorn

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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