Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Caramel Boing.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Dwarf Shortage

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Please ignore this statement.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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