- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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