your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

yolo your orange looks orange

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

A: Do you like it B: No

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

I'm Polish.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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