- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

No your aunties a joke

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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