Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Diarrhea

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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I have read the terms and conditions

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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A lot eh?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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