Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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