- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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