- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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