Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Justin with a hat.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

I'm Polish.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

yolo your orange looks orange

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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