- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A: Do you like it B: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

hey hey apple

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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