- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Seriosly. too much sex again?

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