- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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