Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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