- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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