- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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