Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Anti Joke

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