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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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