joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Neither did she.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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SHUT UP JP

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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