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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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