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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

knock knock come in

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

the economy.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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