- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Fat? Jesse Z

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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