Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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