- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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