- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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