What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Women's rights

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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