- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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i am a dino. RAWR.

matt is fat

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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