What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What's the new green? Green

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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