Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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