- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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