Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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