Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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salad days!

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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