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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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