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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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