- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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