Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

i like men but im not gay

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What's big and purple? Barney

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Anti Joke

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