Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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