Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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