- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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