What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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like most people my age. im 27

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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