A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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