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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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