- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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