- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

vote this down and i will DOX you

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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