- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Women's rights.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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