- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

A muslim walks out of a plane.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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