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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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