- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Two baby seals walk into a club.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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