- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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