- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

João Duarte reads this.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

homosexual rights to marriage

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