Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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nolan is gay

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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