- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

my egg roll

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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