- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Chuck Norris is dead......

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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