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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.