- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

You idiot.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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