- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Trump will make America great again.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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