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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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