- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

women's rights.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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