Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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