- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A man did not like this site

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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