Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

How about that airline food?

why did you poop because you are a poop

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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