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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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