Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Pickle

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Justin with a hat.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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