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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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