If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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