Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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