- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Justin with a hat.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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