Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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