A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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