a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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How about that airline food?

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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