- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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