- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

j.p. is dumb

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

CFL

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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