The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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