- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do black people eat? Food.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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