- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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