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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What's funny? Women's rights.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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