What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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