A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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