- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What's worse than this That :(

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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