How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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knock knock who's there ?

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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BIG MAC'S

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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