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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

I'm Polish.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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